Why is the PAC not pronounced “pack”?
I don’t know, why isn’t the MLB pronounced “mulh-b”. Just the way things are, dummy.
I recently made a new friend in one of my classes after having a hard time meeting new students. We bonded and decided to have breakfast-for-lunch together over Zoom… and I found out that they pour their milk before their cereal! How can I gently break the news that we can no longer be friends?
All is fair in love and cereal
Hey Broken Up and Broken Out,
Honestly, this might require some serious reflection. This might be more of a “you” problem; how could you not tell the evil within him all along? I would consider reevaluating your sense of self and your decisions in friends.
I accidentally signed up for thirty clubs at Club Expo! Now I keep getting emails about intro meetings, and I barely have time for homework in between all their activities. How should I choose which ones to quit?
Overcommitted and Underslept
Dear Overcommitted and Underslept,
I did the same thing! What I would do is a hunger-games esque elimination process. Pick a representative of each club and stage a jousting competition between all thirty of them! The top five competitors win!