Dear Larry,
I recently been eating Rice Krispy Treats at school lunch, and it feels like they changed their recipe. This is unacceptable! What do I do?
From,
Disappointed
Dear Disappointed,
After an extensive 5 minutes of research, I have found that Kellogs indeed changed the recipe for their cereal, Rice Krispies, and thus have changed the recipe to their delicious treats. I am as outraged as you are! The best course of action is to email Kellogs themselves along with the thousands of other outraged customers and demand for the old recipe!
Sincerely,
Larry
Dear Larry,
I completely forgot to chip to my classes for my first day! What should I do?!
From,
Panicked
Dear Panicked,
The CIA will be with you soon. You have 48 hours to say goodbye to your loved ones before you are locked up for life. Enjoy your short-lived freedom.
Not Sincerely,
Larry