Quotes Heard Around CA

All quotes are anonymous. Any relation to real people, apart from those mentioned by name, is coincidental. “My question was, ‘What was the point of the trial?’ I think they could’ve just skipped it… ignoring the 6th Amendment, of course.” – a discussion point in...

Help Me, Larry

Dear Larry, The other day, I was minding my business, thriving and surviving, and I decided to walk into town and max out my TD bank debit card on Dunkin coffee (true story.) I was walking across Academy Lane when, all of a sudden, a bus came out of nowhere and hit...

Help Me, Larry!

Dear Larry, I did like nothing this summer except binge watch every show on Netflix and occasionally go outside for the sake of being human. This doesn’t seem to look good to the college admission officers though– what should I do?!?! From, A Cry For Help Hello there,...

An Interview with a Mosquito

To get a true measure of the mosquito situation at CA, we decided to talk with a lifelong campus resident, Anopheles Quadrimaculatus.  “Call me Annie,” she insists in an accent that seems just faintly Transylvanian, waving her antenna as a form of greeting. We...

Class of 2022 College Matriculation

The Centipede sent out an optional survey to the class of 2022 and asked those who want to to share their college plans. The following is a list of where 61 seniors are matriculating and a pie chart of their interested areas of study. Max Aaronson: Wheaton College ’26...